My New Crib

As I mentioned earlier, I just moved! My old apartment was... interesting and it was time to get the f*** up out of there. Why you ask?

Here's the official "List of Reasons I Needed To Move My Black Ass"
( side note: I did not make any of this up; its the whole truth and nothing but the truth, which is so sad)

1.) There was no sunlight. My apt was in the back of the building on the 1st floor so I had no windows and got no air or sunlight. I did have a service area that you could kind of see a little bit of the sky but not enough to tell if it was cloudy or sunny.
2.) It was too dark.
3.) My Brazilian neighbors wash clothes for a living so our water bill was a nightmare! Oh yeah and the most important part, they conveniently don't pay it!
4.) My Brazilian neighbors also "accidentally"dropped their Candomblé pigeon into our apartment... twice.
5.) My landlord's crazy.... i mean, he's a nice guy. But all I'm a say is UFO= Angels? And if so does UFO abduction + my landlord = son of god ??? You think about that.
6.) My landlord's also moving back to the US and leaving the apt in someone else's hands.
7.) The Landlord's son had a psychological breakdown and almost killed himself in the street in front of our house.
which leads me to the final reason...
8.) I seriously think that place is haunted.

Thank God I'm out of there!

My new place is in Nazare, close to the mall Shopping Lapa. It's a one bedroom with lots of windows and sunlight and air. And it's in a condo with a doorman so i don't have to worry about the mailman jackin' my mail if I'm not home.

Here are some visuals: This is the front walk up. This is my luxurious living room... This is my view of the pool. And last, my gorgeous room.

Ok, not really. I would show you real pictures but my camera's broken. However my new place is very cute. period.

Axe: Rachel