Have you seen these two?
If you have please call the police immediately as they have resisted arrest countless times for being a hot mess, hot mess. You may find them on the beaches of Salvador Bahia or at UPENN College Parties dry humping, dropping it like its hot and drinking all the booze. Beware, these two are very dangerous. They are both expert facebook stalkers and have already stabbed 30 innocent civilians with a pear! They can usually be found with a stank look on their faces and they may try to slap you with an authentic havaiana sandal. Please do not feed them! This will only make them attach themselves to you further. Call 1800. SAUD-ADES and I'll take care of it ASAP.
1 comment:
i no like you right now lol jk jk. i looove you. slash yes, you can find me eating your food or giving some poor unsuspecting girl a lapdance/stripping her of her clothes while giving her the lapdance (OOPS!) lol.
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