The Importance of Bottled Water

Need I Say More?

*Warning this blog engages adult content*

This past weekend after a fun Friday night at Star Lounge, my family and I got to talking about being in a relationship and clubbin’. If you’re in a serious relationship with someone, do you stop partying to stay home and boo-love? Do you go out partying with your other or leave him/her at home?

I, personally, like going to a party with my boo every now and again. It’s like foreplay (Yes, I said it!) I dust off my freakum dress and slip on my faux-boutins (fake Louboutins). It’s fun to go out with your man and be the baddest bitch in the club, having other people conspicuously staring while you’re whining up on your boo in the corner; you both get a little tipsy and after an hour in the club, DAMN, you’ll be making excuses to your friends like, “Oh, I gotta go right now. I think I left the iron on...and face down on my bed…yeah… I'm gonna go... NOW. Bye!” Sprinting out the club, heels in your hand, trying to get home with your boo, ASAP.

Then there’s Ladies Night or Out with the Boys Night, and that’s a necessity to every relationship’s sanity. Sometimes you just need to pull yourself away from your boo and just hang out with your friends. It’s never healthy to be one of those Siamese couples who are attached at the head. You all know what I mean because everyone has one of those friends... and if you don't , you probably are that friend. For example, you invite your girl out for shopping and a movie and she shows up with her boyfriend, who greets you with, “Let’s get this shit over with so I can go to Best Buy.” Huh? That’s the best way to make all your friends hate you; and God forbid you break up with your boo, you’ll be crying over some random stranger at Starbucks shoulder because you haven’t seen any of your friends in months.

But let’s be real… the first scenario, going to the club with your other, does not happen most of the time. Most of the time, you’re home with your man, boo-lovin and ya’ll ain’t trying to go nowhere. Like my country cousin, Rico, so eloquently put it Friday Night, “I may have been planning to go to the club with my boys but fo’real, if she got that Aquafina wett wett, I ain't going NOWHERE!” (smh?) Yes, read that again. Aquafina. Wett. Wett. as opposed to what? Tap water of course! And with Aquafina wett wett purity is guaranteed. (It says so on the damn bottle!)

In conclusion, going out with your girl/guy can be cool. Going out for boy’s night or ladies night is most definitely necessary. But a night of Aquafina wett wett trumps ALL.

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I wanna shout out all my *FTN* (Fuck That Nigga!) girls (Bella, Taya...) and any potential new members (you wanna join?).

This is Rach, splashin’ Aquafina wett wett all over this blog.
Axe:Rachel